my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
(Source: churchofcheesus)
- mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
- mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
- mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
- mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
- Mum: Do this
- Me: I was going to but now you've asked I feel like I'm being pressured and being too nice so I won't lol sorry
